Eat.Sleep.Volleyball!
Get a fake spider:
Get a fake head:
Get firecrackers:If all else fails, just scream….
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Genius(:
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Sherlock: John?
John: What?
Sherlock: Where is your gun?
John: What?
Sherlock: Where. Is. Your. Gun!
John: I uh...put it away.
Sherlock: Where?
John: Why do you need to know?
Sherlock: I need it!
John: Nuh-uh. Don't you go out doing none of your daring do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Sherlock: The public is in danger!
John: My EVENING'S in danger!
Sherlock: YOU TELL ME WHERE YOUR GUN IS, JOHN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT JIM MORIARTY, THE GREATER GOOD!
John: GREATER GOOD? I AM YOUR NOT-HIS-DATE FLAT MATE! I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET!
spider butt
spider butt
does what ever a spider butt does
can it swing, from a web?
no it can’t
it’s a butt
LOOK OOOOUUUT HERE COMES SPIDER BUUUUUTTTT
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